Message from God to Ansley: “Sorry, something went wrong when creating you.”
Message from God to Jack: “Clean your room!”
fuck you, God. I do what I want
Message from God to Cam: “Heaven or Hell?”
I get to pick!?
Message from God to Despina: “How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?”
Only if you wear a condom. (I know what you did with the last Despina you fucked, and I ain’t having no sons of God. Got me?)