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What is God's message to you?

geniusbillionaireplayboy:

king-blaine:

Message from God to Ansley: “Sorry, something went wrong when creating you.”

Message from God to Jack: “Clean your room!”

fuck you, God. I do what I want

Message from God to Cam: “Heaven or Hell?”

I get to pick!?

Message from God to Despina: “How about we do the Big Bang if you know what I mean?”

Only if you wear a condom. (I know what you did with the last Despina you fucked, and I ain’t having no sons of God. Got me?)

(Source: justcallmemad)

  1. kogonya reblogged this from justcallmemad and added:
    Message from God to Shannon: “At this rate you’re going to Hell.” http://en.shindanmaker.com/214405 …….well fuck.
  2. hutchbutt reblogged this from merrlins and added:
    “Try a little harder…”
  3. accio-somerhalder reblogged this from merrlins
  4. frozenrapids reblogged this from obscure-one and added:
    Message from God to Vic: “Believe in me who believes in you!”
  5. dacadaca reblogged this from tryingtofindthegreatperhaps and added:
    Message from God to Danica: “Stop watching anime and start working already.” WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY IS THIS SO...
  6. tryingtofindthegreatperhaps reblogged this from stimblegrime and added:
    “Sorry for creating you all weird.” Well. That’s better than what my mother describes me as.
  7. fivreld reblogged this from kinky-kirara and added:
    Message from God to Ina ”Hey babe what r u wearing” UH
  8. stimblegrime reblogged this from nie-moj-cyrk-nie-moje-malpy and added:
    LEGITIMATELY SCARED GOD TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM. MY MOTHER HAS BEEN BUGGING ME ALL DAY TO CLEAN MY ROOM.
  9. nie-moj-cyrk-nie-moje-malpy reblogged this from thevastsquawk
  10. thevastsquawk reblogged this from crazycuttlelista and added:
    “I am disappoint.”
  11. crazycuttlelista reblogged this from kinky-kirara
  12. vodkan reblogged this from jamietheignorantamerican and added:
    Message from God to Charlotte: “Sup bro”
  13. sunagirl reblogged this from teetsmeister and added:
    Message from God to Jane’e: “I know what you’ve been doing at night.” …Why are you watching me do such things?
  14. teetsmeister reblogged this from whosplayerthree and added:
    Message from God to David: “We’re coming for you.” ….Well, it’s been nice knowing you all!
  15. whosplayerthree reblogged this from ladyshipwreck and added:
    Message from God to Berman: “Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!” ……………………………….
  16. speakgreektome reblogged this from goooooooooooooood
  17. easyongo reblogged this from goooooooooooooood and added:
    Message from God to Chris: “Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec.” OH SDFSDJSDL:GK FUCKFUCK
  18. abbylouisaa reblogged this from baileythepineapple
  19. tomlinsuckk reblogged this from bootyvibes
  20. viewtubers reblogged this from hannigraham and added:
    Message from God to Lex: Believe in me who believes in you
  21. sweetcherrypieandheyjude reblogged this from shootingstarsarefallingangels and added:
    Message from God to Nicole: “At this rate you’re going to Hell.” great .-. lets do my middle name! Message from God to...
  22. devilstriggers reblogged this from intergalactic-chameleon and added:
    Message from god to alana: “stop looking at porn and start working already”
  23. realyahoostaff reblogged this from baileythepineapple and added:
    Message from God to Matthew: “Wanna go on a date in Heaven this Saturday?” Score
  24. hannigraham reblogged this from intergalactic-chameleon and added:
    Message from God to Taryn: “Running server maintenance on Earth. Pardon the downtime” oh
  25. cupidfell reblogged this from baileythepineapple and added:
    Message from God to Georgia: “Stop watching anime and start working already.” oh
  26. shootingstarsarefallingangels reblogged this from oliviathelion and added:
    Message from God to emily: “Sorry for creating you all weird.” it’s ok god you gave us tumblr and that make up for it
  27. oliviathelion reblogged this from soft-targets and added:
    Message from God to Olivia: “Gonna deliver you some divine punishment in a sec.” god stop no this is creepy stop
  28. bailey1rox reblogged this from kirahieisslavegirl
  29. kirahieisslavegirl reblogged this from anikitsune and added:
    Message from God to Corey: “hey babe what r u wearing” No God. No.
  30. chasingcarsanddreams reblogged this from fuckyoujensen and added:
    Message from God to Stephanie: “(」・ω・)」うー！(／・ω・)／にゃー！”
  31. volatilehearts reblogged this from keitheaverage and added:
    Message from God to volatilehearts: ” ‘Sup bro”
  32. countercoleture reblogged this from kittens-inspiredby-kittens
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